- Step 1: Go to this random number generator and generate a number 1 to 649.
- Step 2: Go to Bulbapedia and find the Pokemon of the number you generated!
That’s your spirit Pokemon! I got 442, Spiritomb. c:
Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.
Me: What black pen?
Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.
Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?
Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.
"Love the logo! What font size did you use so we can reproduce it in Word?"
Me: I’ve attached four different options for the cover page. Please let me know which one you prefer so I can purchase the relevant stock image. I’ve provided the cost of each image below for your convenience. Thanks.
One week later.
Client: Yes, I like the images.
I work as an in-house graphics designer for one of my country’s largest paintshops for trucks.
Client: Listen! We need a brochure ASAP. I know we talked about it ages ago, but we need it done like right now!
Me: I sent you a more or less finished layout almost a year ago. You said you’ll…
when i die i want that cool thing done where they take your ashes and pressurise them enough to turn them into a precious gem. i then want that gem forged into a swords hilt so my heir can avenge me because im not dying unless im killed i can assure you
sourheartstrings said: yellow because jesus dicks woman you're full of surprises D:
LOL! You’ve known me long enough, nothing should surprise you any more. XD
It couldn’t be anything Pete wouldn’t allow anyway, although I get my restraints and sugarpill order tomorrow, hurrhurrhurr…
- PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
- FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
- GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
- RED: I'm in love with you.
- PINK: I have a crush on you.
- TURQUOISE: You're hot.
- CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
- TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
- BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.
- ORANGE: I dislike your page.
- YELLOW: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME.
- WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.
- GREEN: I find you cute.
- BLACK: I would date you.
- BROWN: I dislike you.
decrepit hotel pool, Bournemouth England [1,024×681] http://imgur.com/r/AbandonedPorn/Qzm0BB6
best one minute of entire 200 episode series of sailor moon
✨🌙💖Moon Prism Power! MAKE UP! 💖🌙✨ @michopocho customized my denim jacket! She did a great job! If you want to be a magical girl, visit her instagram! 💖💖💖 muchas gracias @michopocho
John Winchester’s journal
Maybe he sold all his parenting skills for artistic talent
i love wearing helmets, they protect my medieval nobleman head from being cleaved with a sword, but i do not wish for anyone to think that i don’t have a mustache under it
if only there was a way to let the common man on the battlefield know of my facial hair situation
The whole thing is finished, just in time for tomorrow’s live show! I really hope faidflourite likes it! :D It was a fun project!