The amount of messages I get on OKC asking if I cosplay, for example today… 

”Do you do cos play stuff then? judging by your pics anywho?… I’m not an expert but that’s what it looks like init.” 

Seriously? I’ve never once cosplayed in my life and the only pictures I can assume he’s referring to are my new Cyberdog ones. 

Some people need to get out more.
”Somewhat dissapointed - you a have a lovely and somewhat attractive profile and smile - yet you’re drinkcist. I drink alcohol and enjoy doing so from time to time, in fact I’d say I occasionally get rather wrecked. ” 

Wow, congratulations. You managed to read the part about my not looking for drinkers and carried on to message me anyway, telling me how much you love alcohol. Well done. 

Ah good ol’ bizarre first contact messages!

“Its too long and most of the profiles are pointless. I do not read profiles so I didnt read yours either. Is it important for you?”

“cybbber goth”

That is all.
Well done for stating the obvious? 

So, according to my ex I’m a loser for using OKCupid, yet he’s just signed up to it and is looking for “casual sex”, classy!
Also, he’s deleted me from Facebook before giving me back my bike and jumper, so looks like I’ll be wandering over there to get it back later. What an idiot.