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Yup…

Yup…

So, my sister got married yesterday…

…One of the wedding presents was a flame-thrower. 
What sort of family do I have?! 

Today I was mostly purple, windswept, fat and stressed out.Also, I’m only 23, how do I have crows feet?! 

Today I was mostly purple, windswept, fat and stressed out.
Also, I’m only 23, how do I have crows feet?! 

My family are all downstairs necking vodka-jelly shots…

…discussing how they’re going to get drunk at my sister’s wedding tomorrow, including my sister. Classy.