So, my sister got married yesterday…
…One of the wedding presents was a flame-thrower.
What sort of family do I have?!
Today I was mostly purple, windswept, fat and stressed out.
Also, I’m only 23, how do I have crows feet?!
My family are all downstairs necking vodka-jelly shots…
…discussing how they’re going to get drunk at my sister’s wedding tomorrow, including my sister. Classy.